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    1) – This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
    (Kelly, age 6)

    2) – Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

    3) – If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you
    don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne, age 7)

    4) – Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
    Emily Richardson. She’s not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

    5) – A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its
    head. (Billy, age 8)

    6) – My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman
    and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

    7) – When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
    cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors wou ld
    whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
    better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

    8) – Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
    beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
    pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)

    9) – I’m not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is
    always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has
    just got pregnant, so I can’t think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

    10) – Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
    eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
    where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher,
    age 7)

    11) – When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it
    makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

    13) – On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
    she was go i ng very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water
    fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

    14)-The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t
    drown I don’t know. (Bobby, age 6)

    15)-My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the
    ocean. What he doesn’t know is why he quit being a sailor and married my
    mom. (James, age 7)


    OMG, mia, this is hilarious, thank you! 😆


    Very funny Mia. 😆 I used to be a primary teacher so can really appreciate these. Brings back memories.

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